18 and creating my madness as I go along <3
bedelgeuse:

"Anatomy of a Female Orgasm" collage art by bedelgeuse. Created for the 30th annual exotic art show.

bedelgeuse:

"Anatomy of a Female Orgasm" collage art by bedelgeuse. Created for the 30th annual exotic art show.

(via give-me-love-like-her)

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53 minutes ago

superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

(via rather-be-readingeatingorrunning)

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3 hours ago

toxicwinner:

how many times have i seen the prettiest girls w the ugliest guys and I’m staring at him wondering if it’s the way the light is hitting his face or smth and she’s looking at me like stay away from my man…listen im just trying to solve a puzzle you beautiful idiot

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7 hours ago
totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

(via kp00h)

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13 hours ago

I hate going to bed with unresolved issues. Like fuck. But oh well. Good night. I love you too

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15 hours ago

best-days-of-my-flerm:

kristoffbjorgman:

image

…you’re lucky I’m a stubborn asshole because these took way longer to make than I’d like to admit.

holy fucking shit

(via colerfuldarkness666)

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15 hours ago

plasticbeaches:

”i paint myself because i am so often alone”

(via thisisforeverme)

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15 hours ago
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